Red, White, and Pool!

I will be spending the entire day in our new 3-D shark tank inflatable pool. It's about as hot as Haiti here in suburbia and I feel a duty to my country to lounge around, get drunk, and cool my whale of a self in the shark tank. Enjoy your day, have a bud on me, and don't drive drunk....

Wurd to Independence Day, I'm out!

Red, white, pool!