Wowza!

I wish I could have white couches.. I seem to dream about my living room being filled with huge white sofas. Please help me change my clean white ways. The problem I face is that there are literally no better alternatives to white. I have a dark charcoal colored sofa and I can't tell you how many times I have cursed and then hugged this sofa. I love how it doesn't show G's snot or various other toddler dirts, and I also love how it hides the Duck's grime as well, however I hate it cause it's the big dark elephant in the room. Charcoal gray is not jiving with me and I want white and it ain't happening. So I am left to dream and swoon and collect images filled with white shit I can't have.. boooo!